Trying to grow a money tree, please help?

THIS HAS WORKED FOR ME FOR YEARS !!!! FIRST YOU COME TO MY HOUSE AND DIG A HOLE. THEN YOU THROW ABOUT 6,000 IN 20 DOLLAR BILLS IN IT . AFTER YOU WATER GENTLY, LET ME KNOW YOU'RE DONE AND I'LL SEND YOU DOWN WITH A 20 BUCKS TO GET LUNCH.. (YOU SHOULD BE HUNGRY BY THEN) BY THE TIME YOU GET BACK THE HOLE WILL BE FILLED AND THE TREE SHOULD START TO SPROUT ABOUT THE TIME I'M GETTING OFF THE PLANE IN HAWAII. LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'DE LIKE TO COME BY AND GET STARTED. SEE YOU SOON !